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  • Non Foil is $2.70
    Foil is $29.20
"Ach! Hans, Run!" [Unhinged]
$2.70
Set: Unhinged Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{R}{R}{G}{G}
  • Non Foil is $1.00
Aesthetic Consultation [Unhinged]
$1.00
Set: Unhinged Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {B}
  • Foil is $9.50
Aesthetic Consultation [Unhinged]
$9.50
Set: Unhinged Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {B}
  • Non Foil is $1.00
    Foil is $7.60
Ambiguity [Unhinged]
$1.00
Set: Unhinged Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U}{U}
  • Non Foil is $0.20
    Foil is $0.30
Artful Looter [Unhinged]
$0.20
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Human Wizard Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{U} {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter. PRICELESS PIC PILFERED Painting Found Abandoned in Graveyard Merfolk Decry Wizards' Treatment
  • Non Foil is $1.20
    Foil is $8.20
Ass Whuppin' [Unhinged]
$1.20
Set: Unhinged Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{W}{B} Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat. Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust.
  • Non Foil is $1.00
    Foil is $11.40
Assquatch [Unhinged]
$1.00
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Donkey Rarity: Rare Cost: {4}{R} Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?
  • Non Foil is $0.50
    Foil is $1.10
Atinlay Igpay [Unhinged]
$0.50
Set: Unhinged Type: Eaturecray — Igpay Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {5}{W} Oubleday ikestray Eneverwhay ouyay eaksspay ay onnay-igpay-atinlay ordway, acrificesay Atinlay Igpay. Isthay iecepay ofay avorflay exttay oesn'tday eallyray aysay anythingay.
  • Non Foil is $1.80
    Foil is $15.30
Avatar of Me [Unhinged]
$1.80
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Avatar Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U}{U}
  • Foil is $3.70
AWOL [Unhinged]
$3.70
Set: Unhinged Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{W}
  • Non Foil is $0.30
AWOL [Unhinged]
$0.30
Set: Unhinged Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{W}
  • Non Foil is $1.10
    Foil is $9.50
B-I-N-G-O [Unhinged]
$1.10
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Hound Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{G} Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its converted mana cost. B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them. There was a farmer, had a hound . . .
  • Foil is $0.30
Bad Ass [Unhinged]
$0.30
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Donkey Zombie Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{B}{B} {1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass. He wanders the land in search of Good Ass.
  • Non Foil is $0.20
Bad Ass [Unhinged]
$0.20
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Donkey Zombie Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{B}{B} {1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass. He wanders the land in search of Good Ass.
  • Non Foil is $3.20
Blast from the Past [Unhinged]
$3.20
Set: Unhinged Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{R}
  • Foil is $3.20
Blast from the Past [Unhinged]
$3.20
Set: Unhinged Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{R}
  • Non Foil is $0.30
    Foil is $0.70
Bloodletter [Unhinged]
$0.30
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Zombie Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{B} When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player. "That's not really an A. It's an Æ. They changed it! Wait, don't—" —Hœbrus Væm, Aerathi librarian, last words
  • Non Foil is $0.80
    Foil is $15.30
Booster Tutor [Unhinged]
$0.80
Set: Unhinged Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {B} Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of those cards into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.) Real men use Arabian Nights boosters.
  • Non Foil is $0.50
    Foil is $0.90
Bosom Buddy [Unhinged]
$0.50
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Elephant Townsfolk Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{W} Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name. "Step 1: I believe in a power and toughness greater than myself . . . ."
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    Foil is $0.30
Brushstroke Paintermage [Unhinged]
$0.30
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Human Wizard Rarity: Common Cost: {3}{U} {T}: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn. He gives credit where credit isn't due.
  • Non Foil is $0.30
    Foil is $1.60
Bursting Beebles [Unhinged]
$0.30
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Beeble Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{U} Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist. Like thousands of others, the beebles quit Magic for several years following the release of the Mercadian Masques set.
  • Non Foil is $0.30
Cardpecker [Unhinged]
$0.30
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Bird Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{W}
  • Foil is $0.30
Cardpecker [Unhinged]
$0.30
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Bird Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{W}
  • Non Foil is $0.50
    Foil is $2.60
Carnivorous Death-Parrot [Unhinged]
$0.50
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Bird Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{U} Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text. Save a kill spell to deal with this guy.
  • Non Foil is $0.30
    Foil is $2.40
Cheap Ass [Unhinged]
$0.30
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Donkey Townsfolk Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{W} Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast. And you thought Yawgmoth drove a hard bargain.
  • Non Foil is $2.70
    Foil is $9.10
Cheatyface [Unhinged]
$2.70
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Efreet Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {U}{U}{U}
  • Non Foil is $0.20
    Foil is $0.30
Circle of Protection: Art [Unhinged]
$0.20
Set: Unhinged Type: Enchantment Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{W}
  • Non Foil is $9.90
    Foil is $82.10
City of Ass [Unhinged]
$9.90
Set: Unhinged Type: Land Rarity: Rare Cost: City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color to your mana pool. "But . . ."
  • Non Foil is $1.00
    Foil is $3.30
Collector Protector [Unhinged]
$1.00
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Human Gamer Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{W}{W} {W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn. "Here—have a Mudhole."
  • Non Foil is $0.50
    Foil is $2.70
Creature Guy [Unhinged]
$0.50
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Beast Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{G} Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand. There once was a player named Quinn, . . .
  • Non Foil is $1.20
    Foil is $8.50
Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature [Unhinged]
$1.20
Set: Unhinged Type: Enchantment — AuraCreature — Penguin Rarity: Rare Cost: {4}{R}{R} Curse of the Fire Penguin Enchant creature Curse of the Fire Penguin consumes and confuses enchanted creature. Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature Trample When this creature dies, return Curse of the Fire Penguin to the battlefield.
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    Foil is $1.60
Deal Damage [Unhinged]
$0.50
Set: Unhinged Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{R}{R} Deal Damage deals 4 damage to target creature or player. Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand. Until he got singed . . .
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    Foil is $0.20
Double Header [Unhinged]
$0.20
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Drake Rarity: Common Cost: {3}{U}{U} Flying When Double Header enters the battlefield, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand. Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent.
  • Non Foil is $1.00
    Foil is $5.30
Drawn Together [Unhinged]
$1.00
Set: Unhinged Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{W}{W} As Drawn Together enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2. "My Pete Venters theme deck is nearly complete. Then I shall be unstoppable Bwahahahaaa" —Pete Venters
  • Non Foil is $0.40
    Foil is $1.60
Duh [Unhinged]
$0.40
Set: Unhinged Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {B} Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.) Will players understand that the creature is being crushed by two parentheses? Not a chance.
  • Non Foil is $0.20
    Foil is $2.20
Dumb Ass [Unhinged]
$0.20
Set: Unhinged Type: Creature — Donkey Barbarian Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{R} At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn. Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.